I like to start the day with a laugh and this morning, I came across some very funny one liners from the late, great British comedian, Tommy Cooper.  I used to watch him as a kid and just remember that I never stopped laughing.  My late Stepfather once used to be a bodyguard in the Royal protection squad and after he finished with Royalty, he looked after a few celebrities including Mr Cooper.  He used to tell me that it was impossible to even think of guarding him as he was always telling jokes and was never serious!  Sadly Tommy died on stage after suffering a heart attack I think, but at least he went doing what he loved best.  Here are a few of his classics:

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted “Doctor, doctor, I cant feel my legs!”  The doctor replied, “I know you cant, I had to amputate your arms.”

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli, he was pulled in by a strong currant

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I was reading this book the other day – The History of Glue. I couldn’t put it down

I went to the dentist the other day and he said “Open your mouth and say aah”, “Why”, I said, “My dog’s died”, he replied

I was driving home the other night after a night out at the bar and a policeman pulled me over “Can you blow into this bag”  he asked “What for”, came my reply. “My french fries are too hot”

Classics.

Anyway I have a very busy day starting with some busniess consulting, then some sales training and then beer!!!

~Neil